When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
the cocks are on the move
National Girlfriend day and I’ll probably just end up fucking myself tonight
find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden (via introspectivepoet)queenmyr)
I’m with you. No matter what else you have in your head I’m with you and I love you.
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements